romanticmxrder:

†     —     “Do you always play by your mother’s rules?”

                “If you live your life afraid of a little head lice, I’m afraid that you’ll never be able to enjoy the fruits this very bistro has to offer.”

    ” My mother’s in prison, but her kisses
       are still nice —

          — that doesn’t have a thing to do with
             her damn rules.

        Lice ain’t worth shitty coffee and stale
        sandwiches — I know what I'm talking
        about. “