piistolmouth:

“Uh — sure, sister’s. Let’s go with that.
Now give them to me. It’s weird that you’re
holding stranger’s underwear.”

    ” Not my goddamn fault this made
       way into a thrift shop. It’s perfect.

Prostitute, birthday card,
long story.

       If this was really yours once, then
       I’d love to hear about a night where
       someone would fuck a girl that wears
       sequins along her crotch. “