piistolmouth:

    “One, I know where that is.
Two, the fact that you keep saying
clitoris is so medical — like, ew, stop.
Three, maybe they just think that the
 panties look — prettier?”

    ” I’m a connoisseur
       of clitori.

             What are you, eight? Whatever,
             kid. But it’s as functional as it is
             ’pretty’ — “

                                 [ — tacky. ]