maxxie-olie:

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Maxxie actually laughed at the girl’s comments.
She obviously caught on that he was only visit-
ing; the accent must have given him away. “I’m
from England,” Max explained, “Bristol. In the
States for an internship. Dance.” He shrugged,
as if it were no big deal. It was. For him at least.

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     Dance — I see the swagger.

              But,  k i d . Invest in shorts. Seriously.
              It’s the fuckin' start of August and you
              look like you’re trying to preserve the
              Jersey heat in cargo pants. 




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maxxie-olie:

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Maxxie crossed his arms over his chest.
He was getting mixed signals from this 
lady. “Maxxie,” he answered, “…
Charmed. You eat at the lice place often?”

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     Pleasure’s mine.

Once, when I was nine. As you
can guess, never again. The
sandwich place on Fifth’s your
best shot. Hope you’re into the
Jersey Boys.

       That fuckin’ radio’s rigged




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maxxie-olie:

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Max blinked once. “Er, okay… Not exact-
ly in the mood for some lice, so I’ll steer
clear,” he replied, a grin beginning to
form at the corner of his mouth. “Who’re
you again?”

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    ” You’re adorable, but don’t give me
       that shit — I never introduced myself.

Sylvia.

       Who’re you? 




maxxie-olie:

//Wtf is a faust?

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[i-i’m gonna fucking kill you]

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maxxie-olie:

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“Why a shame?”

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    ” Unless you actually give me a
       sensible choice on where to
       get a good Red Bloom, my
       opinion on teenage binge-drinkers
       still stands.

Which is, you know, that the
only difference they know
between vodka and tequila is
what’s written on the label.

       And the amount of felonies
       committed. 




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maxxie-olie:

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“I do.”

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    ” Binge-drinker? Shame
       if you are.