spiderdouche:

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     ”You’re a grumpy lady and definitely
       in need of some coffee.

Nah, no. I just like to run around the city in some
spandex and webshooters just for a good hoot. It’s
reaaaal fun.

         I do have limits! Like, the sky is the limit kinda
         limit. Sometimes I sleep in my suit when I get
         home.”

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    Witty ramblings are annoying;
       general knowledge.

I’m not angry — and I
don’t drink coffee. 

[ Waves around hot earl grey, barely
              present flippant smile dispelling any
              sort of fiery disposition she might
              have taken on. ]

     Whatever. Avoid the sky.

The bank next door’s a total
criminal-magnet, by the way.
They’ve had two heists in the
last three months.

       Security sucks. Security’s my cousin.
       Or are requests not your thing?